Annoying Newbies

Gather round, doomed new interns who just paged me! Quick question: What did my last outfit tell you? … It means that I was just working out — which, incidentally, is the last remaining activity I have in my adult life that qualifies as “me time.” Other activities recently crossed off of that list include my morning dump and all showers. You see, my dear son has decided that those are team sports. However, I’m here, and I’m totally psyched to hear whatever the super-de-duper reason is that you paged me, because if its not very good, its gonna be time to kick bubblegum and chew ass, and im all out of ass. Oh, Wait,