LUE - Life, universe, everything.

There-there are actually many things in life that I’ve yet to figure out, like why men wear cellphones on their belt when they could so easily fit them in their pocket mere millimeters away. Or why - and I’m not complaining - women wear tube-tops even though every ten seconds it makes them do this: Get back in there! But, of all my endless queries, the one thing I damn sure will figure out - and soon - is how a friend of mine keeps coming up with all these fancy-pants answers. It is, for all intents and purposes, like they’re falling from the sky.