Thursday, October 14, 2010

A special thanks to Starbucks

A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I’ll tell you what, my friend, unless you’re also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I’m afraid the answer is yeah…no! Here’s a ....–here’s a novel idea: Why don’t you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it, that the coffee itself gets cancer.

1 comment:

  1. A tip jar in such places...pah! They already made me cling to madness with the lines and the people now they want tips?! Preposterous I say!